If I were a DRUG LORD…
After one failed job after another, you decide to embark on a different life: drug dealer! You scrape together your last $1000, but feel it really isn’t enough to get started. The good news is that Buddles spots you an extra $1000. The bad news is that he is a loan shark and will soon want his money back. Time to get started!
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INTER-OFFICE MEMORANDUM
This is very funny. I can’t imagine what will happen to the company. 
INTER-OFFICE MEMORANDUM
Dear Staff, please be aware that there have been some minor changes to the Personnel Policy as follows:DRESS CODE:
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing a signature clothing like Guess, Polo, Dockers, Dickies etc. carrying a Gucci bag or Marithe Francois Girbaud we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.SICK DAYS:
We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.SURGERY:
Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all y our organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.PERSONAL DAYS:
Each employee will receive 52 personal days a year. They are called Sunday.VACATION DAYS:
All employees will take their vacation at the same time every year. The vacation days are as follows: January 1 & December 25 and all special and regular holidays.
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1 dead, 19 injured
Mohd Alawi, a Malaysia Airlines Academy trainer, said he was thrown out of the bus when it hit the divider and received four stitches on his forehead.
NST, Thursday 10 Nov
What made me scared:
- I use express bus to “balik kampung”.
- It’s on Lebuhraya Pantai Timur.
- I was seated on the front row just a few days ago, in Transnasional.
I think that they should put on seatbelt.
